1. Willing to be the big spoon or the little spoon.
2. Excellent at difficult dance moves such as the sprinkler, the lawn mower, and the shopping cart.
3. Really quite likes visits to the dentist.
4. Doesn’t get weirded out by the word “moist.”
5. Not embarrassed to show people her bad passport, bad drivers licence, or bad student ID photographs. Her bad debit card photo… now that’s a must see.
6. Has a mother with excellent culinary skills.
7. Willing to eat your calories for you, especially the deep-fried / dessert variety.
8. Does an excellent Indian accent.
9. Does a reasonable Irish (or is it Scottish?) accent.
10. Runs away quickly from dangerous situations such as a polar bear attack or a hipster dance-off.
11. Knows every single Backstreet Boys song by heart and will happily sing on command.
12. Not afraid of spiders or any other creepy crawlies.
13. Will always give you the pickles from her sandwich, no questions asked.
14. Can drive a stick-shift and use a compass (ergo, makes excellent Amazing Race partner material).
15. Proficient in air guitar, air bass, and air drums.
16. Recognizes and respects that no one wants to hear her karaoke voice.
17. Burps minimally.
18. Never short of “cool story bro” caliber stories.
19. Not too shabby with spelling and punctuation.
20. Gives wicked birthday presents.
21. Has a one of a kind, wobbly one-pack (which she uses to pick up boys… oh haaai sexy boy, wanna see my wobbly one-pack? BAMFLASHLET’SGETMARRIED).
22. Never forgets to feed the pets. Only sometimes forgets to water the plants.
23. Showers regularly and with delectably fragrant apricot body wash.
24. Favorite pastime is disregarding knowing better than the weather report.
25. Has phenomenal parallel parking skills.
26. Capable of swearing but, more often than not, ends up sounding like she just told a really funny joke.
27. Can dislocate and relocate her knee caps and shoulder blades.
28. Makes awesome halloween costumes.
29. Does an excellent “T-Rex riding a bicycle with one hand” impression.
    
    (Oooph… check out those thunder thighs!) 
30. Will come and pick your drunk ass up whenever and wherever without judgement.
31. Expert at hunting for bargains (read: maaajah tight-ass).
32. Always happy to try new foods.
33. Sits in the middle seat of the back seat when necessary.
34. Sleeps like a shrimp, thus requiring very little mattress real estate. (Also does not hog the blanket when cuddlin’).
35. Much stronger than she looks.
36. Skilled at photoshopping her head onto inanimate objects.
37. Always has chewing gum, a Sharpie, a pad of Post-it Notes, and tissues on hand. Oh and Purell. Can’t forget the Purell.
38. Totally chill about always being third wheel.
39. Can tie her shoelaces without the need to bend down or to prop her foot on an elevated flat surface (à la flamingo).
40. Has animated conversations with herself in her sleep (which makes for excellent YouTube material).
41. Very good at looking really tall (≈5’7”) but actually being really short (5’2”).
42. Is comfortable with jokes made at her expense, especially those about her OCD.
43. Expert at diffusing awkward situations, usually with a bad fart joke or two.

I’m off to complete #23. Might even use my new tropical body wash… oooh kids, don’t get too excited ;)